Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Pavel:
I guess that ace you were hoping for is Todd Buried in the deck somewhere, huh? [laughs]

Todd Barry:
Very funny joke. Yes, sir. Um...just put this on my tab. Alright? I'm gonna go do a set. Catch you guys later.

Pavel:
I hope you, uh, bury the crowd tonight. [laughs]

Todd Barry:
You know, I haven't heard that, seriously, since second grade. Seriously, that's, um, that's great stuff. Do you know about second grade? School -- It's where you go to get smarts. Then when you get smart, you get a good career, maybe end up in a film that's in the venice film festival and wins the whole festival. And then you hook up with classy women. But I'm sure you guys must meet classy women, being criminals and all that, not skanky at all, I bet.

[Todd turns around meets Sergei face to face]

Todd Barry:
Hey, what's up? I got to go do a set.

Sergei:
You no longer have tab. Debt too high. You pay immediately.

Todd Barry:
I don't think there are any banks open at this hour, and I don't think I can get $30,000 from an A.T.M., either.

Sergei:
So go home and get it.

Todd Barry:
No, I don't have $30,000 cash. I'm a civilized person. We don't have $30,000 --

[Sergei holds down Todd on the table pointing his gun on Todd's head]

Todd Barry:
What the [bleep]!

Sergei:
This bullet...going in your HEAD! Or Jon's head. Your choice, Todd Barry.

Todd Barry:
Jon's head, Jon's head.

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