Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Jon getting prepared to meet his long lost brother]

Jon:
Okay. Place look good. Everything look clean?

Kim:
Yeah. it looks great.

Jon:
[to his clothing] How about this? Does this look nice?

Kim:
Honey, you look really handsome.

Jon:
You sure it's not trying too hard.

Kim:
No.

Jon:
It's not too much?

Kim:
No. You look great.

Jon:
I think I'm gonna change.

Kim:
Uh, Jon...

Jon:
I'm putting on -- I'm putting on sweats.

Kim:
No, no, no, no, no.

Jon:
Yeah, I want to keep it casual.

Kim:
No.

Jon:
[takes off his pants] Can you guys help me find my sweats?

Kim:
Please don't put on the sweats.

Jon:
Need to find my sweats, guys. Can someone please help me find my sweats -- Would be great. Where are my sweats? Are you sitting on them?

Rob:
I talked to him on the phone this morning. He's very excited to meet you.

Jon:
What if we don't get along? I mean...what if he doesn't like me? Then what do I do? [heard someone knocking on door] Please help me. WHERE ARE MY SEWATS?! [bleep] WHERE ARE -- PLEASE HELP ME FIND THE SWEATS.

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