Delocated2008

Jon:
Hey, you know what? You could get a gay martian robot for a federal agent. It doesn't matter.

Susan:
What are you talking about?

Jon:
I'm talking about Darren moving in and you getting a chick federal agent. That's what I'm talking about. We all know you're gonna dump him.

Susan:
[scoffs] You're just jealous.

Jon:
Susan, the only one around here who's jealous is a-you, my dear, okay? It's a-you. I'm buddies with one of your ex-boyfriends, and it could not be driving you more a-cuckoo-a-crazy.

Susan:
Well, of course you're buddies. All of my discarded pieces of garbage have something in common.

Rob:
What's so weird about me and Jon being friends? Y'know, a lot of the nasty things you said about him aren't true. Anyway, my point is, overall, Jon's a good guy. And I'm a good guy... [to Darren] No matter what you're telling him.

Susan:
The only thing I'm telling Darren is to come upstairs and make sweet love to me as soon as you guys leave.

Gail:
Awkward!

Jon:
[laughs] Gail, out of the park!