Delocated2008

[MJJ opens up to Jon]

Mighty Joe Jon:
Wassup?! Listen, man. The network is up my ass, alright? They want to cancel the show. This is literally death to them. But, uh...Mighty Joe Jon, he pitched them an idea, and they loved it. [chuckles] We're gonna do a rating stunt. It's gonna be called Who Wants To Wake A Guy In A Coma And Become A Millionaire! Yes.

Kim:
No, you are not doing a stupid sweeps stunt with Jon while he's in a coma.

Mighty Joe Jon:
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, Kim, but the network has power of attorney. That means we can do whatever we want to with him. Maybe we'll put his hospital bed on a motorcycle and have him do that jump. [to Jon] See you at the Emmys, sweepy-head! [laughs]