Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[a Wang Cho member comes into the russian social club to give them a message]

Wang Cho Member:
Yvgeny, on behalf of Wang Chos, I offer my life as a sacrifice in place of Jon. Please, make it quick.

Pavel:
What is this?! Wang Chos kill your papa, and in return they send this nobody?! Forget this, man. Let's kill Jon.

Sergei:
No, Pavel. If we kill this man, things are even. If we kill Jon, a war will start -- A war we will lose.

Wang Cho Member:
You should listen to this guy.

Pavel:
Which guy? Me?

Wang Cho Member:
The guy who was talking about killing Jon.

Pavel:
I was talking about killing Jon.

Wang Cho Member:
Then I meant the other guy.

Todd Barry:
You mean Sergei.

Yvgeny:
I think he means Pavel.

Todd Barry:
Dummy, Pavel wants to kill the guy.

Yvgeny:
Are you calling me a dummy?

Trish:
Yeah, shut up, Todd Barry!

Todd Barry:
[mimicking Trish] "Shut up, Todd Barry". You're kind of dumb, too.

Trish:
I don't sound like that.

Yvgeny:
You cannot talk to her like that.

Todd Barry:
You guys are like a dummy couple.

Sergei:
ALRIGHT, ENOUGH! We will accept this truce.

Pavel:
This is not a truce. This man is not equal to your father.

Sergei:
No, he is not.

Pavel:
[to Sergei] AND NEITHER ARE YOU!

[Sergei starts to kill the Wang Cho member instantly]

Sergei:
It is done! It is over! Isn't that right, the new boss?

Yvgeny:
[paralyzed with blood on his body] Uh...yes.

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