Delocated2008

Susan Shapiro:
What are you wearing?

Jon:
What? Oh, yeah. [chuckles] Forgot I was wearing my Becker shirt. Used to be one of my favorite shows. Ted Danson was in it.

Susan Shapiro:
I know.

Jon:
How about Pete, huh? How funny is he?

Susan Shapiro:
He's so good.

Jon:
So good, right?

Susan Shapiro:
So funny.

Jon:
I know.

Susan Shapiro:
That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Initially, I thought the idea of a warm-up comic for your life was really stupid. But I watched the footage, and he's wonderful. So the network has decided to put him on salary. You don't have to pay him out of your own pocket anymore.

Jon:
That's great, right?

Susan Shapiro:
Yeah.

Jon:
Terrific. "Cheers"...to that.

Susan Shapiro:
I've got some more good news. I've been looking at the numbers for your show, and it seems your ratings have gone up, so congratulations.

[when Susan Shapiro touches Jon's arm, Susan sees Jon's attracted face coming up]

Susan Shapiro:
No.

Jon:
Oh, yeah.

Susan Shapiro:
I was just being friendly.

Jon:
Put it back.

Susan Shapiro:
Our relationship is strictly professional.

Jon:
Yeah. Like a bartender and a waitress.

Susan Shapiro:
Not at all, like a bartender and a waitress.