Delocated2008

The Glaze:
So, what brings you by Jon's pub on such a lovely night, Susan?

Jon:
Yeah. Did you get some flowers from Pete Fontaine or something?

Susan Shapiro:
[sarcastic] Very funny.

Jon:
I heard it was a dozen roses. Not bad. What did they smell like -- Sexual tension?

Susan Shapiro:
I don't know what you think you're going to accomplish here, but I want to make something very clear -- TO EVERYONE! There is no Sam and Diane thing between you and me.

Radio:
[canned laughter]

Susan Shapiro:
Our relationship is strictly professional. I am the head of the network. Also known as your boss.

Radio [canned laughter]

Susan Shapiro:
STOP IT! [to Jon] And if you want to continue to have a show on that network, I suggest you get something straight right here and now. There's not one ounce of sexual tension between you and me.

Jon:
Okay. Maybe there's some sensual tension.

Radio:
[canned laughter]

[Susan Shapiro leaves]

Jon:
How about a back rub?

The Glaze:
Hey, Susan, don't forget -- Frasier had a spinoff.

Wang Cho Elder:
I'll take a foot rub!