Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[Yvgeny comes back in the russian crib and sees some hispanic gang members walking by out of the club from Sergei's deal]

Yvgeny:
Who was that? And what is this?

Sergei:
This quarter-million dollars. I trick Wang Chos. We get money for vodka company.

[Sergei turns on the shredder and shred all the money to pieces]

Sergei:
[sarcastic] Oh, no! What happened? The money -- It's falling into the shredder. Oh, that's too bad. I bet you really could have used that money, now that we are non-crime family.

Sergei:
Oh, and one more thing. The first potato you put in the processor -- That was not Helen.

Yvgeny:
What do you mean? Of course it was Helen.

[Sergei shows him a pictures where Sergei switch potatoes last night before the company was open]

Sergei:
THIS HELEN! [eats Helen the potato right in front of Yvgeny then puts it into the shredder]

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