Delocated2008

Jon:
Somebody is taking my voice and making dance music with it.

Susan Shapiro:
Right. I know.

Jon:
Oh. Good. So your lawyers have sent a cease-and-desist letter?

Susan Shapiro:
Why would we do that? It's huge in Russia. As of last week, Bone Zone was number 7 on the charts. The kids out there know this show because of the Mirminskys, and they love to dance. It's a no-brainer.

Jon:
Oh, so then the royalty checks are in the mail, or do I get direct house?

Susan Shapiro:
No, you're not getting any money from the song.

Jon:
What?! [scoffs]

Susan Shapiro:
Jon. The network owns the rights to Delocated!, so any and al things you say when the cameras are rolling belong to the network. Same goes for the songs. Meat Suite, Bone Zone, Rage Cage -- Any profits go to the network.

Jon:
This is bull [bleep]. You guys are taking advantage of me and my golden pipes.

Susan Shapiro:
I'm sorry that you feel like that, but it's clearly stated in your contract.

Jon:
Now, you listen here, Suzie Q! People watch this show to hear what I have to say. You got it? If I'm not getting a percentage of that, then I'm not talking. Good luck cashing the royalty checks without any Bone Zones coming out of this mouth. I'm on a silent strike.

Susan Shapiro:
Fair enough. You do whatever you feel you need to do. But be advised -- The network now owns the rights to the phrase, Silent Strike.

[Jon was about to say something else, until he realizes that he learns to shut up 'cause he already knows what the network gonna do next]