Delocated2008

Bryce Grieke:
So, it turns out your new friend Charlie didn't have any family at all, so just before he died, he updated his will, and he named you the sole heir to his estate.

Jon:
Like what? His denture collection?

Bryce Grieke:
No. But he did leave you his cane -- Something to remember him by -- As well as this box of clothes, and the, uh, well, other than that, the only other thing in the estate is, uh, $3 million dollars.

Jon:
What?

TB:
Holy [bleep].

Jon:
Oh, my god!

Bryce Grieke:
Well, this has got to be familiar territory to you at this point. [chuckles] Somebody dies, and they leave you all their money.

Jon:
Wow! This is -- This is like Charlie had his own friend competition and I'm the winner. I WIN! WHOO!

Bryce Grieke:
Well...yeah. I don't know if I would think about it that way. I mean, you know, obviously, a man is dead.

The Glaze:
Jon, you need to think about how you can honor your good friend.

Jon:
You're right. I really wish Charlie could be there to meet my new family.

Bryce Grieke:
He cannot do that.

Jon:
Y'know what? Maybe he can.

Bryce Grieke:
No. I mean...

Jon:
Maybe he can. [plays Charlie's pitchpike]

Bryce Grieke:
I mean he can't. He cannot. Y-you know, he's dead. He can't do it.

Jon:
But you know what? There might be a way he can. [plays Charlie's pitchpike]

Bryce Grieke:
There's no way. There's literally --

Jon:
[plays Charlie's pitchpike]