Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



Qi-Qang:
Our guest tonight who impersonated you and tried to get you killed. Now is your chance for payback.

[as Qi-Qang removes the sack, the culprit reveals to be Todd Barry, which makes them found the wrong impersonator they thought Jon meant]

Todd Barry:
What the [bleep]?

Eun Min:
Holy [bleep] Todd Barry!

Qi-Qang:
[to his members] YOU IDIOTS GOT THE WRONG GUY!

Todd Barry:
This a mistake, man.

Jon:
No, it's not a mistake . This is -- This is what I planned.

Qi-Qang:
Shut up! This will still send a message to The Mirminskys. The murder of Bohai was the final straw. But tonight begins the storm...of revenge.

Jon:
Oh, yeah. Back up, baby.

Todd Barry:
No. No. No. No. Please. No, this is a mistake! I'm not even the right guy!

Jon:
No, it's not a mistake. This is what I planned for my girlfriend.

Todd Barry:
No!

Jon:
Remember how we talked about it?

Todd Barry:
I'd-- That's not --

Jon:
And this is the part where I say that I'm sorry I got to do this.

Todd Barry:
Please. Please, no.

Jon:
I can do this, right?

Wang Cho Member #3:
Big, hard Jon.

Jon:
Yeah, big, hard Jon.

Wang Cho Member #3:
Big, hard Jon.

Jon:
Yeah, I can do this.

Todd Barry:
No! No! This is a mistake!

[Jon nunchuks Todd]

Jon:
WHOO! OH, YEAH! WHOOOOOOO! That felt good! [to Eun Mi] You got to get on this!

Eun Mi:
Hold my purse.

Todd Barry:
No, you're a fan of mine. I can't do comed--

[Eun Mi nunchuks Todd]

Jon:
YEAH!

Eun Mi:
WHOO!

Jon:
Let's get dinner!

Eun Mi:
Yeah!

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