Delocated2008

Jon:
Hi. I'm here to see Eun Mi.

Eun Mi's Daughter:
You man date daughter?

Jon:
Oh. Uh, yes, ma'am. My name is Jon.

Eun Mi's Daughter:
Eun Mi no here.

Jon:
Oh. Um...okay. We had a date tonight. Do you know where she might be?

Eun Mi's Daughter:
Yeah, she die.

Jon:
Excuse me?

Eun Mi's Daughter:
She die.

Jon:
Alright, hold on a sec. [chuckles] Am I not understanding your accent? I mean, are you saying something else? She -- Is she tired?

Eun Mi's Daughter:
No. She die.

Jon:
She died? Oh, my -- Really? Hold on a second. Hold on a second. I got it. Okay. Okay, good one. Good one. Like mother, like daughter, right? You speak perfect English. You just [bleep] with me. I'd go the funeral. You both show up, have a good laugh. Very funny. Very good accent. Eun Mi? We should go, please.

Eun Mi's Daughter:
No! She not here, She die. You see candle. I'm mourning. [voice breaking] Very sad.

Jon:
Alright. Here's...flowers...in case she really is dead. Um, I'm very skeptical of this. I really think this is bull [bleep] but look -- If it's not, then I'm so sorry. But if it is, then it's [bleep] not cool.