Delocated2008

Jim Daniels:
The tape you're watching is the tape from when you flashed your face. I recorded over it.

Jon:
[exhaled deeply] Thank god.

Jim Daniels:
I wanted you to know how deeply your words affected me, Jon -- The whole "Dude, not cool" thing. I can't get it out of my head. I want to be a good person, but -- [clears throat] Just relax, man. I'm getting to it just calm down.

Jim Daniels:
I'm donezo with the funzo. I made about $10 million as CEO of Ladies Done Gone Nuts. I will that entire fortune to you, Jon. 'Cause without you [laughs] I wouldn't have the balls to do this. [Jim shoots himself ending the video]

TB:
Who was he talking to off-camera?

Jon:
[scoffs] Who cares. I mean...I just made a man kill himself with the power of my words.

Greg DiPietro:
Jon, did you speak to the Wang Chos about this?

Jon:
I can get Bin Laden. That guy watched one of my tapes and kills himself, I'm a hero.

Greg DiPietro:
Jon...

Jon:
I mean, this guy sends us tapes all the time. How about we send a tape to him?

Greg DiPietro:
Jon, Bin Laden is dead.

Jon:
What?

TB:
How did you not know about this?

Greg DiPietro:
We killed him last year.

Jon:
Hold on a sec. How did you get him my tape? I mean, do you guys have a time machine? I mean, 'cause if you -- If you do, think of what we could do with it. I mean --

Greg DiPietro:
No, Jon.

Jon:
You know what? It doesn't matter. I killed Bin Laden.