Delocated2008

[Jon crashes the party by showing the Russian family that he's inside a big hamster ball so he'll never be in danger]

Jon:
Mirminsky family! That's right. Everyone, back it up. Yeah, th-there you go. Everybody, just be cool. That's the man I came here to see -- Sergei Mirminsky. You got to shape up, bro. Think killing's cool? That's your life? Not cool, bro. Not cool, dude.

Sergei:
What? We are supposed to be afraid of little Jon Wang mouse in ball? [pulls up gun] HE'S DEAD MAN BALL!

[Sergei shoots the hamster ball, but it had no effect on it]

Jon:
WHOO! In your face, dude. Bulletproof. Yeah, that's right. I inherited 10 million bucks, spent a cool mil on this bulletproof ball. I hear war is coming. A war you don't want. You guys give up Mishka, maybe throw in some drugs, I guarantee you a truce with the Chos.

Jon:
I also got a new love in my life. She's got a smokin'-hot korean bod, a hamster, and I care about her. So you do NOT kill this one. You got it, man? Otherwise, no truce, and that means war. War is no fun, unless you're in a sweet bulletproof ball.

[Jon leaves]

Jon:
MOVE OUT OF MY WAY! That's right. Make some room for Big Jon. Jonny's coming through.