Delocated2008

[Eun Mi sees Jon in a big bulletproof hamster ball for their date]

Jon:
[speaks chinese] Welcome to the...Bone Zone. [laughs]

Eun Mi:
This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Jon:
[original voice] It's not stupid. I'm not paying the Wang Chos for protection anymore, and I don't need the government, either. It's called freedom. I got my life back.

Eun Mi:
Jon, living in a ball is not freedom. If you even want a chance with me, you got to lose the ball.

Jon:
Look, there's some heavy [bleep] going down for tonight. Jonny might not make it back again. I wanted us to have one last night in sextacy.

Eun Mi:
Jon, we haven't had a first night.

Jon:
Come on, babe. You don't want a piece of this ball tush. Huh?

Eun Mi:
Just so you know, this is curiosity sex.

Jon:
Oh, yeah? Well, uh... [cat noises]

Eun Mi:
What?

Jon:
Curiosity's about to bone the cat.