Delocated

Delocated2008

Director: Jon Glaser
Genre: Comedy
Delocated (or known in the title card as Delocated New York) is an American television series that premiered February 12, 2009 on Adult Swim. The original pilot for the show was aired on April 1, 2008. Jon Glaser plays a man in the Witness Protectio… more »



[after Jon gets caught in a major drug bust, Jon went to prison and get a call from one of his friends]

Jon:
Hi.

Eun Mi:
Nice outfit.

Jon:
Priz happens.

The Glaze:
Jon...I don't want you to worry. I've got everything signed, okay? I've got complete access to your money, so you know that will be safe, and also, I'm, uh, David's legal guardian while you're locked up.

Jon:
Thank you. You laid a big solid on me. I really appreciate it.

The Glaze:
And I'll make sure that no one hurts this little lady, okay?

Jon:
Alright. Thanks. Okay, bye.

[The Glaze passes the phone to Eun Mi]

Jon:
Hey, uh...just give me one -- One quick flash. Give me one.

Eun Mi:
No.

Jon:
Come on, from the bar, you owe me one.

Eun Mi:
Okay, uh, I don't owe [bleep] actually.

Jon:
Yes, you do.

Eun Mi:
No, but...just 'cause I feel sorry for you...

[Eun Mi shows her breasts for the last time]

Jon:
[breaths heavily]

Eun Mi:
Jonny, you okay?

Jon:
Looks like someone just done gone made me nut. I just nut.

The Glaze:
What?

Jon:
I just done gone nut.

The Glaze:
You've done gone nuts?

Jon:
I just done gone nut. I just done gone NUT.

The Glaze:
Jon, just calm yourself down, okay, because the guards can --

Jon:
I JUST GONE DONE NUT!

The Glaze:
Oh, gee. Okay. Alright.

Jon:
I JUST DONE GONE NUT!

0.0 / 0 votes
2

Submitted by timothyj.29104 on August 31, 2024


Share your thoughts on this Delocated's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive

    Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?

    Please enter your email address:

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Delocated Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 13 Nov. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1282544>.

    Know another quote from Delocated?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "Delocated" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    In which cartoon does this quote appear: "Rule number three, I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!"?
    A Aladdin
    B The Jungle Book
    C Ice Age
    D Alice in Wonderland