China, Il2011

Jetta:
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the professor of laughs, Frank Smith!

Baby Cakes:
[claps] Yeah!

Frank:
Pbht! Give it up? Really? That's -- That's f***ing lame.

Frank:
Anyway, alright. Um, hey! Have you guys seen the ne-- the new Starbucks cups?

Man:
[coughs]

Frank:
[sighs] Yeah, I know, right? I mean, they're really, really dumb. [chuckles nervously] Oh, I mean, they're venti, venti dumb, so...

Flip Flop:
Boo!

Frank:
Boo? [sighs] Spin it. Okay, what are you, then, huh? You're a -- [to himself] Okay, don't say ghost.

Frank:
Hey, have you guys ever noticed how the president has, like, a funny way of speaking? It's venti, venti --

Flip Flop:
Please stop.

Frank:
[sighs] Aah! You guys are just not ready!

Baby Cakes:
Frank! Do that thing you used to do when we were kids!

Frank:
What?! That's embarrassing!

Baby Cakes:
Come on, people. He's, um -- He's got a disease. Come on.

Frank:
[sighs] Alright. [to a citizen to hand over a napkin] Can I have that? Can you give me that? Alright.

[Frank pulls down his pants and puts the napkin to its butt]

Frank:
Okay...Uh, um...buddy what do horses eat?

[Frank's butt farts with a talkative voice]

Frank's Butt:
[high-pitched] Hey! [Hay]