China, Il2011

Matt Attack:
Yo, Flip.

Flip Flop:
Yo, man. 'Sup? Hey, that was, like, pretty crazily accidental what happened today, right?

Matt Attack:
[laughs] Oh, yeah, man. Don't worry about it. Sh*t happens in the gym.

Flip Flop:
Yeah, totally. That's what I was thinking. Peace. [to Steve] Yo, you know I want to call you brother, dawg, but I'll just say peace! [leaves]

Steve:
So, uh, what was Flip Flop talking about there?

Matt Attack:
It was stupid. We were in the showers. I spun around and accidentally slang my dick into his dick. No big deal.

Steve:
Oh, yeah. I mean, gyms are weird, right? I mean, things happen.

Matt Attack:
Oh, and hey, don't tell me Pony about the dick touch. She'll turn it into a thing. She got a big mouth.

Steve:
Oh, yeah. I gotcha. Mum's the word. Mm-hmm.

Matt Attack:
I got to get to chemistry. I'll catch you later.

Steve:
Cool, cool.

[Matt leaves]

Steve:
[calls Pony] Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god.

Pony:
'Sup, Steve?

Steve:
Pony, Matt told me this juicy secret. He -- He even told me not to tell you, but --

Pony:
Wait, he told you not to tell me?

Steve:
[chuckling] Yeah, but screw that. He said that he and Flip Flop "accidentally" touch d*cks in the shower.

Pony:
That's literally crazy. Why would he tell you not to tell me?

Steve:
I don't know. He said you're a bad secret keeper, but --

Pony:
Hey! I'm a great secret keeper. Stacy told me about her abortions. I never told anybody about those. And nobody knows about Tina's fake b*obs thanks to me!

Steve:
Yeah, those secrets are...well-kept.