China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Baby Cakes:
Well, the book suggests that maybe you should try "Your Mama" jokes.

Frank:
You know, it's just me farting, you know? I can only really do the "Hey" sound. I mean, I can sort of say "Suppertime", but...it's messy.

Frank:
Well, let's just get back to the Cold War.

Frank's Butt:
Hey! What's up, everyone? How we feeling tonight?

Frank:
What the f***? I'm not controlling this.

Frank's Butt:
So, I'm Frank's better half, but you know, now that I say that, it makes us sound like a married couple, and come on. Do you really think I'd marry down like that?

Baby Cakes:
Boom! We got some comedy!

Frank's Butt:
Let me ask -- How many light bulbs does it take to screw a girl who's afraid of the dark?

Baby Cakes:
Oh! [laughs] I get it!

Frank:
That's not even a joke!

Frank's Butt:
I know, I know. But regular jokes, they're just kind of lame. So, um...I'm Jewish. I'm a Jew. Yeah, yeah. Don't clap. That's awesome. Thanks for the support throughout the years. I'm a -- I'm a liar is what I am, because I'm not Jewish. Um --

Frank:
How could you possibly have been Jewish?

Frank's Butt:
Well, I mean, I-I pretend to be when I pay for the check.

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