China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Matt Attack gets taken to the police station for some strange reason]

Matt Attack:
What the hell is this, man?! Hey, I didn't do sh*t!

[Pony comes by with a business suit]

Matt Attack:
Pony?! What are you doing here? In a business suit? You don't have a business suit. What is going on?

White Police Officer:
You should discuss with your counselor here the crimes that might have taken place in a gym shower.

Matt Attack:
Gym shower?

White Police Officer:
So, just tell Pony that you touched sh*t with that kid Flip Flop, alright?

[Steve pushes the door through the interrogation room knowing that their plan failed]

Steve Smith:
DUDE! YOU BLEW IT! You were just supposed to push him to tell Pony on his own.

White Police Officer:
What's the big deal?

Steve:
[scoffs] You know what is the big deal? This guy killed his wife!

White Police Officer:
[gets arrested] What?! That was a secret, brother. Steve, how could you!

Matt Attack:
Steve can't keep a secret for sh*t!

Pony:
[crying] MATT, PLEASE JUST F***ING SAY, "PONY, I TOUCHED [bleep] WITH FLIP FLOP". PLEASE SAY THAT! I HAVEN'T SLEPT!

Matt Attack:
[to Steve] She ain't gonna stop this sh*t till I tell her, right?

Steve Smith:
No. She's a crazy person.

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