China, Il2011
Genre: Comedy
[Matt Attack gets taken to the police station for some strange reason]
Matt Attack:
What the hell is this, man?! Hey, I didn't do sh*t!
[Pony comes by with a business suit]
Matt Attack:
Pony?! What are you doing here? In a business suit? You don't have a business suit. What is going on?
White Police Officer:
You should discuss with your counselor here the crimes that might have taken place in a gym shower.
Matt Attack:
Gym shower?
White Police Officer:
So, just tell Pony that you touched sh*t with that kid Flip Flop, alright?
[Steve pushes the door through the interrogation room knowing that their plan failed]
Steve Smith:
DUDE! YOU BLEW IT! You were just supposed to push him to tell Pony on his own.
White Police Officer:
What's the big deal?
Steve:
[scoffs] You know what is the big deal? This guy killed his wife!
White Police Officer:
[gets arrested] What?! That was a secret, brother. Steve, how could you!
Matt Attack:
Steve can't keep a secret for sh*t!
Pony:
[crying] MATT, PLEASE JUST F***ING SAY, "PONY, I TOUCHED [bleep] WITH FLIP FLOP". PLEASE SAY THAT! I HAVEN'T SLEPT!
Matt Attack:
[to Steve] She ain't gonna stop this sh*t till I tell her, right?
Steve Smith:
No. She's a crazy person.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on September 01, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on November 19, 2024
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