China, Il2011
Genre: Comedy
[after a purple disease taken over the world, Pony and Frank were the only two alive]
Pony:
How are you alive? How are you breathing right now?
Frank v Well, I saw this airplane falling at me and a big-ass purple...fart. So I jumped into this weird shower, and I just stayed in there until my doo-doo and my pee-pee just got too much. I mean, there wasn't a drain in there. I mean I go in the shower all the time, but usually I just smash it into the drains -- Anyway, I've since then embarked on a great second chapter to an already decent life.
Pony:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, FRANK?! The f***ing world is over!
Frank Smith:
No, I've been accumulating wealth, eating whatever, wearing whatever. I mean, no one's around to judge me or make me feel bad about my feelings. It's awesome! So great.
Frank Smith:
Yep. I did a panty raid in the girls dorm. Got some really sweet garments there. You know, you would not believe what Stacy wears.
Pony:
Frank, those girls are dead!
Frank Smith:
Which makes it not creepy on my part. I'm not like I'm making them feel uncomfortable. They're dead! You can't f*** 'em.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on September 02, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on November 19, 2024
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