China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Frank gets worried when he sees all the scrabble words that resembles to telling the truth about loving Stacy]

Billy:
Frank, is something wrong?

Frank Smith:
Okay, I need to be completely honest with you guys.

Billy:
Dude, you're our good friend, so shoot. Share.

Frank Smith:
[inhales, exhales deeply] Billy, I want to slit your throat, and then I want to f*** Stacy.

Billy:
Wait. What?

Frank Smith:
No, no. It's cool. She wants it.

Stacy:
Wait -- What?!

Frank Smith:
[scoffs] Come on. Remember when you signaled to me by touching my forearm?

Stacy:
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.

Billy:
Hold on. [to Stacy] You touched his forearm? What are you doing jacking off his forearm?

Stacy:
This is absurd! I touched his forearm like I might touch any guy's forearm, like -- Like in the subway.

Billy:
So, you're jacking off guys' arms in the subway now, huh? I don't know who you are.

Stacy:
Ugh!

Frank Smith:
Hold on. We're just trying to line up a cool and easy f*** here.

Stacy:
You know what? You guys suck. [leaves]

Frank Smith:
So, should we just split her tiles up?

Billy:
Get the f*** out.

Frank Smith:
This is her house. So you get out.

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