China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Baby Cakes and Professor Cakes head to the Pet Adoption Center to find a magical pet]

Baby Cakes:
Dad, these animals are f***ing awful!

Professor Cakes:
That's not nice, son. They've been through a lot. We should give one a nice home. Oh, come on. Look at that cat.

Baby Cakes:
His sign says that he has cancer, lupis, and repressed memories.

Professor Cakes:
Oh, yeah, cancer. Sorry, I didn't see that. UH-OH! LOOK! This dog has an invisible leg! It's, uh, magic!

Dog Owner:
Oh, that dog bites anything that's warm, fyi.

Professor Cakes:
Oh, yeah. Right. Well. HO-HO! LOOK! A snake! Nothing is more magical than a snake!

Baby Cakes:
I hate snakes! They're always shushing me. Come on, just take me to a rainbow, maybe I can score an elf off an irishman.

Professor Cakes:
Look, son, there are no magic animals, okay? I-I have been playing ball all F***ING DAY!

[the adoption animals whimpers from his loud voice]

Professor Cakes:
I'm sorry. L-Listen to this, okay? GROW THE F*** UP! Yes?

Baby Cakes:
[sighs] I guess I needed to hear that. I am post-pubescent and all.

Professor Cakes:
Good. And, yes, we passed that milestone a while back. Barely.

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