The Drinky Crow Show

     

The Drinky Crow Show2007

Director: Tony Millionaire and Eric Kaplan
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
The Drinky Crow Show is an American adult animated television series created by Eric Kaplan and Tony Millionaire based on the latter's comic strip Maakies. The pilot episode aired on Adult Swim on May 13, 2007. The series premiered on November … more »


Uncle Gabby:
I decided the worst thing about Captain's Daughter is how boring she is.

Drinky Crow:
Really?

Uncle Gabby:
What makes her boredom so specially awful is the way she talks with the intonation of someone saying something really interesting, which forces you to listen, so every moment is excruciating torture. That's the biggest reason I hate her.

Drinky Crow:
Then why are you marrying her?

Uncle Gabby:
She'll be legally required to have sex with me. If she doesn't, she can go to jail. Or get the electric chair. [happily sighs] Then I'd be free.

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