Stroker and Hoop2004

[Ron Howard controls Stroker's Mind]

Ron Howard:
Come on, Stroker. Be a man. Stand up for your kid.

Stroker:
Who said that?

Man:
Said what?

Stroker:
Come on, who said it? Stand up. Say it to my face.

Ron Howard:
It's me, Ron Howard.

Stroker:
Oh, crap.

Ron Howard:
Now, I want you to get out there and beat up that umpire. But first take off all your clothes.

[Stroker then takes his clothes off while beating the umpire]

Stroker:
Son of a b*tch!

Umpire:
What the hell?

Keith:
Dad! What are you doing?

Security Guard:
Get him away from the children.

Stroker:
I'm sorry, everyone, but i-it's not my fault, it -- It's Ron Howard's making me do this. You gotta believe me.

Ron Howard:
Come on, keep fighting. Keep fighting.

Stroker:
STOP IT, RON HOWARD!

Ron Howard:
I'll teach you to mess with me.

Jenny:
Here's your double espresso, Ron.

Ron Howard:
Thank you, Jenny. Now I want you to stick that kid's hot dog up your butt.

[Stroker puts foil from the hot dog that he stolen from a boy]

Ron Howard:
Darn it! Foil! That tin foil won't last, you know.