Stroker and Hoop2004

Stroker:
What the hell is going on?

Hoop:
Hi, Stroker. Situation is clear over here. Ron is going to cleanse his soul.

Stroker:
Great, because I'm at the Nation History Museum, and I'm about to get boiled alive by cannibals.

Hoop:
Oh, crap. How big's the kettle?

Stroker:
Um, well, I'd say it's a goof two-person kettle. Maybe two and a child.

Hoop:
Good. It should take hours for that much water to boil. That'll give me enough time to master this mind-control device and control the cannibals. Got to go.

Stroker:
Hoop, can you just call the cops instead?