Stroker and Hoop2004

Double-Wide:
Gentlemen, I give you the ultimate expression of southern pride!

[Double-Wide reveals C.A.R.R.'s new design as a southern version]

Hoop:
WHAT! I am not gonna ride in that thing.

Stroker:
It's perfect.

Hoop:
It stands for everything I'm against.

C.A.R.R.:
Oh, shut up, fool. It's heritage.

Hoop:
The heritage of slave-owning.

C.A.R.R.:
Well, you can just walk to Mississippi, then.

Double Wide:
I've added a shotgun rack, a novelty horn... [horn plays "Dixie"]

C.A.R.R.:
Ha! Hell yeah!

Double Wide:
Tweety Bird pissing on the french flag. I've even added a tracking device in case C.A.R.R. gets stolen now that he's pimped out.

Stroker:
You're a genius, Double-Wide.

Double-Wide:
My finishing touch. A southern voice chip.

C.A.R.R.:
[southern voice] Yee-haw! Let's go get them yankee sons of b*tches!

Double-Wide:
I'll just get your bill so you can settle up and you can get out of here.

Stroker:
Cool. Hey, you know what? Just drop it in the mail! [drives out of here with their new design of C.A.R.R.]

Double-Wide:
That bastard!