Stroker and Hoop2004

Tio the Terrible:
Where are Stroker and Hoop?

Double-Wide:
Who? Turner and Hooch?

Tio the Terrible:
We know they called you right after they shot me.

Double-Wide:
You guys got the wrong place.

Tio the Terrible:
Pull down his pants, Rico.

[as Double-Wide was about to pull down his pants, Tio confess him with a hammer drill]

Double-Wide:
Oh, screw this. Stroker and Hoop are headed down south somewhere. C.A.R.R.'s been repainted with the stars and bars and has a gunrack on the back.

Tio the Terrible:
You've been a big help.

Double-Wide:
They owe you money.

Tio the Terrible:
Something like that.

Double-Wide:
Me, too. Say, we could road trip it together. We could even split gas money.

Tio the Terrible:
Thanks anyway.

Double-Wide:
I got this tracking device that'll take us right to them.

Tio the Terrible:
[stops after what D. Wide said]

Double-Wide:
SHOTGUN!