Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker shows up to see which one's the real Hoop]

Hoop:
Stroker, it's me! Shoot Moo-Moo!

Moo-Moo:
No, I'm Hoop.

Stroker:
Both of you, drop your weapons!

Hoop:
No way.

Moo-Moo:
If I do, he'll shoot me.

Stroker:
Damn it. They look exactly the same

Reb #3:
Well, not exactly the same. They, ahem, dress to different sides.

Stroker:
What?

Reb #3:
You know. Dress. [pointing to his pants]

[Stroker then sees that Hoop and Moo-Moo are both wearing the same short pants]

Hoop:
[to Stroker] What are you looking at my penis for?

Stroker:
Eenie meenie minie Moo-Moo.

[Stroker shoots one of Moo-Moo's legs]

Moo-Moo:
OW!

Hoop:
Good job, Stroker! For a second there, I thought--

[Stroker also shoots one of Hoop's legs as well]

Stroker:
Now I can figure out who's who at my leisure.

Hoop:
[in pain] YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR LIVES THAT ONLY I WOULD KNOW! ARGH!

Stroker:
That might have worked.