Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker and Hoop knock down Cameraman and Sound Guy]

Cameraman:
Take my money. Just don't kill me.

Hoop:
Don't worry, we're just going to knock you out and steal your clothes.

Cameraman:
Oh, you killed Bertie. [cries] Oh, Berite.

Stroker:
We didn't kill Bertie, alright? Now be still.

Cameraman:
He ain't breathing. Bertie.

Stroker:
I know how to knock people out, alright? I'm a detective.

Cameraman:
Do you check?

Hoop:
Check what?

Cameraman:
The people you knock out? Do you follow up, give them tests afterwards to make sure they're not brain damaged?

Hoop:
Actually, Stroker, that's not a bad sugg--

[Stroker gets back on hitting the cameraman again with the bottle]

Cameraman:
OW, CRAP! I feel my head swelling. My left side is going numb. Hey, how about I just pretend I'm knocked out?

[ten minutes later]

Hoop:
These cowboy boots do not want to come off.

Stroker:
Friggin' jeans. Damn it. We're going to miss the plane.

[thirty minutes later]

Stroker:
Ugh, leave his underwear, Hoop.

Hoop:
Hey, Stroker, when I get into character, I do it completely.