Stroker and Hoop2004

[Hoop find another piece that connects the Sword of the Fire Lotus]

Hoop:
Now that I alone posses the Sword of the Fire Lotus.

Ninja Leader:
You fooled me. They say that with the Sword of the Fire Lotus, one becomes immortal. Kill me quickly.

Hoop:
Oh, I'm not going to kill ya.

Ninja Leader:
No, please, it will be an honor to die by the Sword of the Fire Lotus.

Hoop:
If you insist. Let's see here, how does this thing work? Well, I guess I just pull the trigger.

[Hoop pulls the trigger of the sword making it flash a light on him]

Ninja Leader:
IT BURNS SO HOT! THE FIRE LOTUS IS CONSUMING MY FLESH! I see a light. I'm heading towards it.

Hoop:
What the hell is this? The amazing power of the sword is that it shines a light?

Ninja Leader:
Legend said its power shined like a lantern. We always thought that was a metaphor.

Stroker:
Must have been pretty cool before the flashlight.

Ninja Leader:
Hey, Hoop, I'll give you $50 for it.