Stroker and Hoop2004

Newswoman:
I'm live outside the Vally Vista nuclear plant where a handful of protestors--

Hoop:
A handful? There's a little bit more than a handful of protesters here.

Deborah:
There's 3 of you.

Hoop:
Well, try putting all 3 of us in your hand! Nobody's hand is big enough to hold us, you corporate whore. Hi, Mom! And nobody's gonna cut down this tree as long me and this badger have something to say about it.

Deborah:
I don't think that's a badger.

Hoop:
Well, if he's not a badger, then -- AAH! PORCUPINE!

[Hoop gets sting in the balls with porcupine hair]

News Reporter:
[laughs] That's priceless.