Stroker and Hoop

     

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »


Coroner Rick:
Good news on your tox screen, Santa. Negative for all known poisons.

Santa:
Oh, ho, thank goodness!

Coroner Rick:
The bad news is we found an unidentified drug that looks like a new slow-acting designer poison.

Santa:
Is there any way to create an antidote?

Coroner Rick:
Absolutely. We'll just need to biopsy the brain and the liver to confirm the diagnosis once you're dead. Isolate the compound, test it on some rats, and in a few years, we'll almost certainly have an antidote. [laughs] Oh, you mean for you. Ooh, of course. I'm sorry. No.

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