Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[after Jermane got shot in the past scene]

Jermane:
Stroker. Tell my wife, I love her.

Young Stroker:
I will, man.

[Jermane dies]

Young Stroker:
I'm so sorry, buddy. I should have told you I borrowed your gun clip this morning. I don't know what to say. It just totally slipped my mind.

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[to Stroker] You a**hole!

Stroker:
Well, you were always bragging about being so prepared. I -- I just figured you had a spare in your pocket or something, I don't know.

Ghost of Christmas Past:
You killed me!

[after Jermane dies, he then became a ghost]

Jermane:
Hey, man, what the hell is going on?

Ghost of Christmas Past:
[to Jermane] You're not supposed to see us. Just keep flying into the light.

[sees Young Stroker calling somebody]

Ghost of Christmas Past:
Wait a minute. What -- What are you doing now?

Stroker:
Calling 911. Come on, let's get out of here.

Young Stroker:
Hey, Martha, it's Stroker. I have some terrible news about Jermane. But first the good news. We can stop sneaking around behind his back.

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