Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker tries to walk pass the security footage guy]

Security Footage Guy:
Wait. Who are you, again?

Stroker:
[mimicking] Come on, what are you talking about? It's me, Zwigoff.

Security Footage Guy:
Hey, I know Jimmy Zwigoff. I work with him every day, and you're not Jimmy.

Stroker:
Sure I am! Got the jumpsuit and everything. I just have a sore throat.

Security Footage Guy:
Why are you holding a clipboard up like that?

Stroker:
Oh, you know, I like to read when I walk. You get more done that way.

Security Footage Guy:
[laughs] Ah, Jimmy, you crack me up, buddy. Get out of here. [laughs] Oh, wait. Ah, one other thing.

Stroker:
[laughs] What?

Security Footage Guy:
[pulls up his gun] Yeah, I watched the whole thing on security cam. What do you think I am, a moron?

Stroker:
[drops the act] You're supposed to be watching a ball game or reading a magazine, not actually watching the camera.

Security Footage Guy:
I like my job. Besides the piss chamber's always good for a laugh.