Stroker and Hoop2004

[Hoop's Mom sees a soap on the ground while taking a shower]

Female Inmate #2:
Can you pick that up for me?

Hoop's Mom:
[thinking] I've heard a lot of jokes about dropping the soap in the shower, and I'm pretty sure those jokes are about anal rape, but wouldn't that just be in a man's prison? Soap is awfully slippery, and it would be awkward if she came over here to pick it up.

Hoop's Mom:
[thinking] Well, here goes nothing.

[as Hoop's Mom picks the soap up]

Female Inmate #2:
Thank you, dear.

Hoop's Mom:
[thinking] See, Rose? Nothing to worry about. You got yourself all worked up in a lather over nothing. [laughs] Lather! Over soap! Oh, Rose! [laughs]

[Hoop's Mom then got mysteriously stabbed in the butt]