Stroker and Hoop2004

Giggles:
Do you know I have 95% awareness in this country? That's 285 million people who know my name. That's more than the vice-president.

Stroker:
Pathetic, isn't it?

Giggles:
No, it's not. It's beautiful. Brandon Blanc is nobody, but Giggles is a star! I'M BIGGER THAN BRAD PITT!

Stroker:
Who the hell is Brandon Blanc?

[Giggles takes off his mascot head revealing himself as Brandon Blanc]

Brandon Blanc:
I am. I got this job out of College, 20 years ago. I don't have any other skills. [Giggles' voice] Giggles is all I am.

Brandon Blanc:
The night Rose retired, Jackson told me they were gonna kill Giggles. [Giggles' voice] So I killed him first. It was self-defense!

Stroker:
Sure, yeah, self-defense.

Brandon Blanc:
I destroyed his files. I thought I was safe. But then you came along and killed Giggles again.

Stroker:
[worried laugh] Now, what? Killed Giggles? No, that was just the teaser, man. Before I introduced a new edgier you.

Brandon Blanc:
Edgier me?

Stroker:
Yeah, you were gonna tear your mask off so we could see the real you. You know, looking all sweaty and crazed. Giggles the Suicidal Loser in a Bear Costume. Maybe you can spin it-- [laughs] I'm sorry!

Brandon Blanc:
Am I a joke to you?

Stroker:
Come on, Brandon, there's still plenty of things you can do, like, uh-- There's grocery store openings and birthday parties. You could sign autographs at nerd conventions, maybe even get some nerd tail.