Stroker and Hoop2004

[as Hoop and Giggles were about to jump]

Hoop:
On my count. 5...

Hoop & Giggles:
4, 3, 2...

Hoop's Mom:
Hoopy, don't jump!

Hoop:
MOM! You're alive?

Hoop's Mom:
That's right, Hoopy, your Rose is still in bloom!

Hoop:
Ohh, thank god! But it doesn't change the fact that I'm just a worthless advertising whore!

Hoop's Mom:
After two days, Hoopy? Advertising provides a necessary service. Why, without advertising, there would be no television. Newspapers, or -- Or talking urinals.

Hoop:
Do you really believe that, Mom?

Hoop's Mom:
No. But I'll say anything to keep you from committing suicide.

Hoop:
What do you say, Giggles? Are you with me?

Brandon Blanc:
[Giggles' voice] Let's do it.

[Brandon (Giggles) jumps off the billboard]

Brandon Blanc:
[Giggles' voice] WHEE!

Hoop:
Oh, my god! I meant with me the other way.

[Brandon Blanc (Giggles) dies after falling from the billboard]

Coroner Rick:
Face down every time. [laughs]