Stroker and Hoop2004

[the people honk their horns at Coroner Rick blocking the line up to get their fast food]

Coroner Rick:
SHUT THE [bleep] UP!

TC Employee:
You need to pull forward to the second window.

Coroner Rick:
Now listen. This is official business. I'm a county coroner, and I need to stay on the line with Stroker and Hoop. Guys, it's Coroner Rick.

Stroker:
Did you find us yet? Did you triangulate our signal to find our location?

Coroner Rick:
Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure thing. I'm triangulating right now.

Coroner Rick:
Now listen. You've got to be very careful with your final guess. Think hard. The Car Wash Turtle; one of the 5 Diamonds; somebody connected to one of the 29 girls who were murdered down south; somebody who saw "Sack Flashers" and was psychologically traumatized, like myself; an employee of New Hampshire fuzzy bear; Stroker's dermatologist, who had her fingers cut off because she lied about the crinkly paper in the office--

Mysterious Voice:
Ding. Time is up. Do you have a guess?

Stroker:
Yes, and it's--

Double-Wide:
[bleep] you, Stroke. I'm guessing. My life is on the line.

Stroker:
All our lives are on the line, you fat, delirious, pee-talkin, piece of [bleep].

Hoop:
Without my fanny pack, I don't want to live. Kill us all, creepy voice.