Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

DJ Jesus:
Hey, Lucy's Dad!

Satan:
Hey, how's it going?

DJ Jesus:
Eh, not so good, duh, I had an accident. Then I was walking, and then I thought I saw a building but it was a rock and now I can't find my way back to the road.

Satan:
Wow, what a story. What a great story. You alright or-- You look-- You look done in.

DJ Jesus:
Well, I haven't had food or water in 40 minutes.

Satan:
40 minutes?!

DJ Jesus:
Yeah.

Satan:
40 minutes?

DJ Jesus:
Yeah.

Satan:
Oh, my god. Well, then you probably won't mind stopping in the food court?

[Satan use his mind bending powers to make a food court]

DJ Jesus:
Whoa! How'd this get here?

Satan:
How about a smoothie?

DJ Jesus:
Um, you know, no thanks.

Satan:
They have great wraps here. Look, Free samples.

Free Sample Woman:
Teriyaki bites?

DJ Jesus:
Oh, uh, no, no meat for me, please. No meat. Thank you.

Satan:
[to Free Sample Woman] Get out of here.

[the Free Sample Woman then gets replaced as a Free Sample Magno Woman that Satan managed]

Mango Woman:
Mango?

Satan:
Mmm. Mango. So good.