Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[Lucy sees DJ Jesus' new novel that's been spreading around the country]

Lucy:
I can't believe you wrote this.

DJ Jesus:
Lucy, nothing in the book is meant to be read literally.

Lucy:
But it is literal, it's about me and you and things that we've done together.

DJ Jesus:
Right, but it's not meant to be taken literally.

Lucy:
You changed one letter in my name.

DJ Jesus:
Yes, her name is Lacy, and she's, uh, tall and thin, which you are not.

Lucy:
...Are you trying to hurt me?

DJ Jesus:
Of course not. Why would I do that? I love you.

Lucy:
Oh.

DJ Jesus:
You are welcome.