Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Becky:
Alright, so, the first thing we got to do is go on the sex-offender registry and erase Tad's information before someone finds it and uses it against Senator Whitehead.

Satan:
Hmm.

Becky:
Are you with me?

Satan:
I got to say, I don't like the way he's running his campaign.

Becky:
Yeah, you mentioned that.

Satan:
I mean, he's gonna lose if he tries to go around kissing babies.

Becky:
I think you might be right.

Satan:
Y'know I thought he was gonna run as the first openly satanic candidate, you know?

Becky:
Yeah, well, I'm on the sex-offender site, so what do you want to do?

Satan:
Wow, look at that? You can see them on a map?

Becky:
Yeah, you haven't seen this? And look, you click on one of those dots, and it brings up his mug shot. It's like the worst online dating site in the world.

Satan:
Ooh, look at that guy.

Becky:
Yeah.

Satan:
Wait, wait. Go back to the map for a second.

Becky:
Uh-huh.

Satan:
What does that look like?

Becky:
What, the dots?

Satan:
Yeah. It looks like a smiley face.

Becky:
Oh, yeah. Except for this one guy. He's messing it up. Should we move him?

Satan:
Yeah. Let's move them all and spell something out -- Something fun, like "Gotcha" with an exclamation point.

Becky:
[wheezes]

Satan:
Or, uh, or spell, uh -- "Whitehead for President".

Becky:
That's funny. How about just a big "W"?

Satan:
That's funny, too, Becky. You're having fun at work.

Becky:
Fun?

Satan:
YES!

Becky:
Yeah, I guess.

Satan:
You WERE, Becky.

Becky:
I guess.

Satan:
Don't take it back.

Becky:
No, this is -- This is fun.

Satan:
Don't do that. Don't itch your neck.