Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Senator Whitehead:
Hey, master, uh, what are you doing here? T-This is my new schools thing. It's not really a *you* thing, uh, and the press is here.

Satan:
You know, I saw your son's rap sheet online. So funny!

Senator Whitehead:
[chuckles] Please, can I call you on monday?

Satan:
Man, that thing he did in the grocery store? I mean, wow. [to a civilian] How you doing? Hi.

Senator Whitehead:
Hi.

Satan:
Tad's alright, though, you know? It's -- It's because of your son, Senator, that I started my sex-offender art project.

Senator Whitehead:
What?

Satan:
His son is a sex offender.

Senator Whitehead:
[fake laughing while every person is looking at him]

Satan:
Uh, we're moving sex-offenders around the city to make, uh, like, a fun design.

Senator Whitehead:
Oh, great!

Satan:
Why are you pulling at me?

Senator Whitehead:
Just -- Can we, uh -- Why don't we talk over here --

Satan:
No, no, no, no. Can't right now. The band's letting me sit in.

Senator Whitehead:
What?

Satan:
I'll play something for you.

Senator Whitehead:
What?

Satan:
Don't let them take my drink!