Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Satan:
Sick of tossing and turning? Tired of being tired?

Satan (as Dr. Franz Weiner):
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Satan (as Dr. Franz Weiner):
Our patented sound effects have been scientifically enhanced to activate the sleep center deep inside your brain.

Sleepy Woman (as Becky):
I tried everything -- Pills, pillows, therapy -- And nothing worked. But the Dreamster Sound Machine put me to sleep the very first time I tried it.

Satan:
Call now to take advantage of this special offer. Side effects may include drowsiness, nightmares, and psychotic episodes. If you die in your dreams, you die in real life.