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Lucas:
Sarah!

Sarah:
Oh. Hi.

Lucas:
I, it is so lovely to see you. I...I added you the other day, but...but you have failed to follow me back. What brings you to...to this fine merchant?

Sarah:
Just buying some ice.

Lucas:
Ah, fantastic. Ice -- The solid form of H20. Uh, such a magnificent phenomenon.

Sarah:
Ok. I'm gonna go get the ice now.

Lucas:
Ah, very well. Good luck on your quest. [sings upbeat ditty]

[suddenly a hooded robber arrives]

Hooded Robber:
[pulls out a gun] Oi! Everyone put your f***ing hands up! Ya getting robbed, c***s!

Lucas:
Oh, please, sir, do not harm me. I am just a humble traveler he-- here to trade my coin for nourishment.

Hooded Robber:
Shut up!

[Hooded Robber shoots one of Lucas' arm]

Lucas:
WHOOOA!

Hooded Robber:
Empty the cash register and give us all your f***ing money! [bleep] give it! GIVE IT!

Cashier:
Ok.

[Sarah hits the hooded robber with a bag of ice]

Lucas:
Sarah, y-you've killed him! You've killed the grown man!

Sarah:
Oh, my god. Is he actually dead?

Lucas:
You're a murder now, Sarah. Murderer! We have to bury the body! Whee!