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Rachel:
[slurred] Get your hands off me!

Bouncer:
Get outta here.

Sarah:
Come on, Rachel. Don't start a scene. [to Bouncer] We were just leaving.

Rachel:
Nah, f*** them! He groped me! That's assault!

Bouncer:
I'll be calling the police if you try to come back, love.

Sarah:
Rachel, stop. Let's just leave.

Rachel:
Oh, f***. Don't call me 'love'!

Sarah:
You got WAY too drunk, Rachel. I was having fun in there too.

Rachel:
Nah, you're just...you're just being cranky. Crank Sarah.

Sarah:
I'm not being...I'm not cranky, I'm just getting a little sick and tired of being kicked out of every place when I'm with you.

Rachel:
Whatever. I gotta go piss, Sarah. Where can I piss?

Sarah:
Hmm, you can go in there. [points to the tree] I'll looks out for you, ok?

Rachel:
You're a gem, Sarah. [spits] F***! Can't stop spitting tonight.