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[Rachel heads to Chickengong to get a schnitzel burger]

Employee:
Sorry. We're closed.

Rachel:
Look, I've had the worst night of my life. I just want one f***ing chicken schnitzel burger! [throws the employee]

Rachel:
Gimme one chicken schnitzel burger and a large chips.

Employee #2:
Sorry. We're closing. The-The till's already been counted.

Employee #3:
We're shut.

Rachel:
Just gimme f***ing one schnitty burger!

Manager:
Oi! Excuse me, love. We're closed! How about you stop being so bloody rude to my employees?

Rachel:
I just want --

Manager:
Never met anyone so rude and disrespectful in my life. You're a disGRACE!

[Rachel sadly leaves]

Old Naked Guy:
Oh, sorry for bothering you.

Manager:
Wait a second. Hey, you!

Old Naked Guy:
Huh? Me?

Manager:
Yeah. You. Come here for a sec.

[Manger sees Old Naked Guy's hands]

Manager:
Bloody hell. Never thought I'd see the day. You've got chicken schnitzel hands, mate.

Old Naked Guy:
Oh, what do you mean?

Manager:
These hands are perfect to craft my chicken schnitzel burger. How'd you like to come work for me? You'll make me a mint!

Old Naked Guy:
You know what? I think I could see myself working here. [gasps] Maybe this is what I was meant to find on this journey. You know, I was working on my own for too long. I became isolated in a shell of paranoia and ego. I need a work family so I can play my part as a team member. Yes, that's it! Oh, enlightenment achieved. Perfect Painter Evolution! Ohh! [turns blue]

Employee #3:
Did that c*** just turn blue?

Manager:
[to Rachel] You're telling me you didn't appreciate this talented young gentleman? That's it. Get the f*** out of here.