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[Sarah finds her destiny]

Blue Ga:
I am Blue Ga, the purple fire god. And you, Sarah, you know what you must do. You must grow your own garden. I bless you with the aura of nature.

Sarah Bishop:
Okay. I will. For sure.

Blue Ga:
Alright. See ya.

[after Sarah's destiny was over, Rachel finds hers next]

Blue Ga:
Rachel, you mustn't --

Rachel:
Where the [bleep] am I? Who the [bleep] are you

Blue Ga:
I am Blue Ga, the purple fire god. Rachel, this is your destiny if you keep going down this evil path. I shall bless you with the aura of healing to steer you away from this.

[as Blue Ga bless aura to Rachel with his finger, Rachel vomits the same acid of what she did back at St. Mary's school earlier]

Blue Ga:
AAH! Homeade kombucha vomit! My one weakness. How couldn't I see this coming. I'm a God, for God's sakes.

[as Blue Ga dies, Red Ga takes his place]

Red Ga:
Thank you, Rachel, for smiting Blue Ga. We have been trying to do that for thousands of years.

Rachel:
'Kay.

Red Ga:
You must keep striving, Rachel, for your destiny is to dominate as EMPRESS!

Rachel:
[making an evil face] 'Kay.