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[while Lucas makes a sword for Rachel]

Rachel:
Hurry up. How long is this gonna take?

Lucas:
Now, now, Rachel, blade-smithing is a delicate process. These forging techniques span thousands of years. We mustn't disgrace the steel gods of Gwentalia.

Rachel:
Shut the [bleep] up, man. Is this nearly done?

Lucas:
Yep, here you go. These Lucas blades go like hotcakes on my Etsy, so you are very privileged to get one this quick, in my opinion.

Rachel:
[bleep] yeah. This is definitely my new look.

Lucas:
I know you just commissioned me to make this blade, but may I ask what your intentions are with it?

Rachel:
I had a vision at some stupid, [bleep] backyard hippie party. [spits] Saw myself as, like, an empress of some [bleep] holding a sword. I guess I always wanted this for myself, but I never realized I could make it into a reality till now.

Rachel:
Alright, now shut up!