YOLO2020

[Lucas checks his phone and message a friend online to see if the bones arrived yet]

Lucas:
[texts] "Good sir, I voyage to your meeting location. When might I expect thee"?

Meteor:
You're early, man. I'll be there soon.

Lucas:
Wait, you're FallingAngel667?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, that's my short name. I'm trying to get more passive income on the side.

Lucas:
Where are the items you advertised?

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, yeah, it's coming. I just got to come down, and kill all the Megafauna. Then, you can get all the bones you want.

Lucas:
Drat. I should've arrived *after* you annihillate all the Megafauna.

Meteor (as FallingAngel667):
Yeah, man. You're five minutes early. In fact, I'll get out of here unless you want to get burned alive.

Lucas:
[dramatic sound] We're all in danger -- [dramatic sound] Including my darling, Sarah. [dramatic sound] Yippee! A rescue quest!